don't supermarkets enforce the 1 - 8 items, cash only rule at the
express checkout? Woman in front of me tonight must have had twenty
items and paid with a debit card. I had one item. Grrr. I was in a hurry and she was doing my crust in. Did i mention that she had a squalling baby with her? And she was fat. I won't be "friending" her on Facebook, i assure you.
Oh, and in response to all of the none of my readers who have asked for a more recent photograph of me, here's one: