Quotation of the day: Alan Coren -- I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
I've discovered the secret to having a great day off. I only get one a week and i have, in the past, made all of these huge plans for it, and am then disappointed when i wind up sitting in front of the computer all day and accomplishing nothing.
So now, i've stopped planning to do anything, and i'm brilliant at it. Well, it's hereditary. When my dear old Dad (r.i.p.) retired, he would often say that he'd finally found something he was good at: doing nothing.
Now if only i could find someone who would pay me to stay home....